bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

(Source: soundandsurfing)

teencry:

me at social gatherings:

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deedledude:

I would have a lot less problems if I could shoot bees from my hands.

circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

veronicaspost:

jordynivy:

annaoverboard:

What if you wake up one morning and you’re in bed with the love of your life and they have their arm around you and their snoring like a fucking ass hole, but you can’t help but to smile and you hear a baby crying and it finally hits you, you’ve made it.
you beat the demons inside you, the voices, the darkness.
I look forward to that, to knowing I made it.

this deserve so many notes

This is so uplifting  

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  1. Camera: SONY DSC-T50
  2. Aperture: f/3.5
  3. Exposure: 1/200th
  4. Focal Length: 6mm

wrenkingtson:

I was downtown tonight and I passed this group of big kinda scary looking guys and all I heard was “are you fucking kidding me? harry potter wouldn’t last 10 minutes in the hunger games.”

gestured:

there’s this thing u should try it’s called stop ignoring me

(Source: neckdeepit)